Other People's Useless Crap
January 27-- Man, the weather REALLY sucks today! Snow, sleet, ice, freezing wind.... the only thing that bites more than the St. Louis weather is the St. Louis economy. Actually, they're pretty even.
Good news though! Last Sunday when a butt load of snow began plastering us, my wife finally agreed that we could move away from this weather hell hole! There was a stipulation of course. We can't pack up and go until my oldest son finishes high school. He's only 13 though and I'm anxious. So, I'm going to home school him for a week and take him someplace to get his GED.
But in the meantime I'm back to chiseling the ice off of my frozen car in the driveway.
There's a reason why my car is getting pelted by sleet in the driveway too.... It's because I can't fit it in our garage.
There's a reason why I can't fit it in the garage too....It's because my garage is filled with other people's useless crap.
It seems that whenever somebody we know wants to get rid of their useless crap, they give it to us. And here's the best part.... they seem to think they're doing us a "big favor"!
Take a look.. Here's a picture of my happy family inside our garage filled with other people's useless crap.
Couches, refrigerators, cabinets, deer heads, broken treadmills.... you name it, it's all in our garage and it's all other people's useless crap.
"Hey Todd! I'm getting rid of my broken turkey deep fryer and thought you'd want it."
"Todd, I just bought a new lawn mower and thought you'd like my old broken one without any wheels left. Want me to drag it into your garage next the broken stereo speakers I "gave" you last week?"
And so it goes.
So thanks to everybody generously giving me their useless crap I'm stuck trying to chip two inches of ice off of my windshield with somebody's broken gardening shovel I found in my garage.
But that's all changing soon. I'm out of here, and for my next place where it's warm, a garage won't be necessary.
Until Next Time, I Hope You Survive Another Day In The Gray....
E-Mail Todd
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Good news though! Last Sunday when a butt load of snow began plastering us, my wife finally agreed that we could move away from this weather hell hole! There was a stipulation of course. We can't pack up and go until my oldest son finishes high school. He's only 13 though and I'm anxious. So, I'm going to home school him for a week and take him someplace to get his GED.
But in the meantime I'm back to chiseling the ice off of my frozen car in the driveway.
There's a reason why my car is getting pelted by sleet in the driveway too.... It's because I can't fit it in our garage.
There's a reason why I can't fit it in the garage too....It's because my garage is filled with other people's useless crap.
It seems that whenever somebody we know wants to get rid of their useless crap, they give it to us. And here's the best part.... they seem to think they're doing us a "big favor"!
Take a look.. Here's a picture of my happy family inside our garage filled with other people's useless crap.
Couches, refrigerators, cabinets, deer heads, broken treadmills.... you name it, it's all in our garage and it's all other people's useless crap.
"Hey Todd! I'm getting rid of my broken turkey deep fryer and thought you'd want it."
"Todd, I just bought a new lawn mower and thought you'd like my old broken one without any wheels left. Want me to drag it into your garage next the broken stereo speakers I "gave" you last week?"
And so it goes.
So thanks to everybody generously giving me their useless crap I'm stuck trying to chip two inches of ice off of my windshield with somebody's broken gardening shovel I found in my garage.
But that's all changing soon. I'm out of here, and for my next place where it's warm, a garage won't be necessary.
E-Mail Todd
Buy Your St. Louis Weather Sucks Stuff Here!!
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