Jan 15-- Well, it's ZERO degrees outside and all of the squirrels are frozen stiff in the trees. The people on the news keep preaching to us to check on the elderly, but I say if you've lived for 80 or 90 years and still haven't learned when it's time to put on a coat, it's a lost cause.

Speaking of ZERO, you may have noticed that I've had ZERO entries lately. That's because I've been busy researching cities to move to that have better weather than St.Louis and had no idea that the number was in the high thousands.

That's going to change though, now that we're into freezing weather crap high season. Unfortunately, even though it's ZERO degrees outside, we're missing yesterday's 100 mph gale force winds to go with it. That would have surely brought the wind chill factor down to at least 99 below ZERO.

Can't be greedy though.

Every year at this time I decide that I've had it with this depressing weather hell hole and moving. So, I begin my ritual of sifting through the hundreds of pieces of promotional crap that I receive from practically every real estate agent in the city.

I receive so much junk from real estate agents asking me if I want to sell my house, that I'm pretty sure one of my neighbors has it out for me and wants me to move.

Calendars....Note Pads....Door Hangers....Magnets....

And, every time I receive a new piece of realtor waste I think the same thing. Why do real estate agents feel compelled to put their stupid picture on everything? Like, I'm going to buy or sell a house from who had the best experience at Glamour Shots?

"Gee Bob, I was willing to pay thousands of dollars more for this new house and I'm ready to buy today, but unfortunately you're about as photogenic as a baboon's butt with hemmoroids..... Nope! I'm going to buy the house from Jill! You should see how hot she looks on my refrigerator magnet...."

Well, I'm getting frostbite even though I'm sitting inside. They're saying we may have broken a record today, but the St. Louis weather is like a broken record every day. That's because on a scale of 1-10, practically every day the weather in St. Louis is a big ZERO.

Until Next Time, I Hope You Survive Another Day In The Gray....

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