May 24-- Happy Memorial Day Weekend! Speaking of memory, the last Memorial Day weekend that I "remember" the weather being nice in St. Louis was 1990. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm not.

And, just as dependable as Hillary Clinton saying something stupid, we have yet another miserable Memorial Day weekend!

Dark, windy, rain and even dang gum CHILLY!

Ah, yes! Let's fire up a St. Louis style Memorial Day weekend Bar-B-Que! Is it possible to Bar-B-Que hot chocolate and grill hearty winter beef stew in the rain though?

The stupid cheery neighbor that I mentioned in the past said to me, "Well, it's cold, dark and miserable, but at least we don't have to turn the air conditioners on yet!"

His head is in my tree.

The POOLS are opening in St. Louis this weekend too! I just can't think of a better way of enjoying dark, chilly weather than jumping into a swimming pool.

It's sort of like having a propane tank blow up in your face, then going to a tanning bed.

I have to say though, listening to the  weather guy (guesser) this morning was the best.

All week long they've been "promising" that we were FINALLY going to have a nice weather weekend. Well, of course we don't, and this is what the guy says....

"Well, it's not our fault. It's because an "unexpected"  thunderstorm in Kansas made it our way."

Wait just a MINUTE! I believe that pretty much ALL of our crappy St. Louis weather makes it's way through KANSAS before ruining yet another one of our days!

It's like saying, "OH BOY! It sure would have been nice to enjoy Happy Hour in the middle of the highway.... If only those damn "UNEXPECTED"  semis hadn't turned us into roadkill!


Until Next Time I Hope you Survive Another Day In The Gray....

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