March 18-- There has been some debate over whether this site should be named St.Louis Weather Stinks or St. Louis Weather Sucks. Today, there is no debate--it's St. Louis Weather "Sucks".

As we turn the page to the next chapter of this living hell known as St.Louis winter 2008, we are treated to a flash flood! The snow is gone and now we just have rain. But, not just any rain. Nope, we have monsoon rain! I'm pretty sure that by lunchtime I'll be out fishing for bass-- in my backyard!

I just found out that our basement leaks too! The neighborhood kids love our basement because we own every possible toy known to mankind. Right now, our basement looks like a Toy-R-Us that had been dumped into a pond. I never realized that G.I. Joe could float.

Oh yeah, it's still dark. I always wondered what it was like to be in Alaska where during certain times of the year it was nighttime around the clock. Well, I won't be going to Alaska, because now I know!

Do they still have SunGlass Hut, the sunglass store here in St.Louis? If they do, what a WASTE! Sunglasses in St. Louis are about as useful as mens nipples. Nope, if SunGlass Hut is still around they might want to start dusting off the Going Out Of Business Sign, right now.

Well, I'm off to find the life-jackets so the kids can go swimming in the basement when they get home. I'd say that today's weather stinks more than normal, but no-- today it definitely sucks.

I Hope You Survive Another Day In The Gray.

Side Note-- This has absolutely nothing to do with anything, but have you heard that new Alicia Keys song, "No One"?
I have never in my life heard wild elk mating, but if I did--I'm pretty sure it would sound like that.

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