A Midwestern Feeling Of Despair
March 17-- Happy St. Patrick's Day. Sorry if you had to go to the parade on Saturday.
Looking outside, you'll see that today it's not Another Day In The Gray, It's another day in the BLACK! Just DARKNESS and RAIN. The weather guesser says it should last ALL week. "May I have some Prozac with my green beer please?"
The reason that the weather is a perfect "10" on the CRAP meter, is that it's supposedly from some sort of "Tropical Depression".
"Tropical" and "Depression". Those are two terms that just don't GO together. Sort of like "Hillary" and "President Of The United States".
When I think tropical, I think of peaceful beaches and warm sunny skies. Not depression. So instead of tropical depression, I think we should say that this horrible weather is being caused by a "Midwestern Feeling Of Despair".
Yes, that's much more like it.
MERCY!! Just had a big CLAP of thunder and the dog pooped on the couch. Looks like I'm going to have to cut this entry short!
I hope you live though Another Day In The Gray.
E-Mail Todd
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Looking outside, you'll see that today it's not Another Day In The Gray, It's another day in the BLACK! Just DARKNESS and RAIN. The weather guesser says it should last ALL week. "May I have some Prozac with my green beer please?"
The reason that the weather is a perfect "10" on the CRAP meter, is that it's supposedly from some sort of "Tropical Depression".
"Tropical" and "Depression". Those are two terms that just don't GO together. Sort of like "Hillary" and "President Of The United States".
When I think tropical, I think of peaceful beaches and warm sunny skies. Not depression. So instead of tropical depression, I think we should say that this horrible weather is being caused by a "Midwestern Feeling Of Despair".
Yes, that's much more like it.
MERCY!! Just had a big CLAP of thunder and the dog pooped on the couch. Looks like I'm going to have to cut this entry short!
I hope you live though Another Day In The Gray.
E-Mail Todd
Get Your "Official" St. Louis Weather Stinks Stuff Here!!





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