Goofy Scientists
March 12-- Enjoy the sun while you can because we're expecting storms tomorrow. Surprise. Surprise.
Speaking of the sun, I read in yesterday's St. Louis Post-Dispatch that 2 goofy scientists have spent a bunch of time writing a report supporting their findings that in 7.59 BILLION years the earth will get sucked into and eaten by the sun.
That seems like a pretty easy way to come up with scientific theory. Spend a bunch of time and probably grant money for a long winded scientific study, but tell us we can't expect it for 7.59 BILLION years. I mean, come on guys, even when the weather guys predict the forecast they put a 5 day cap on it.
It's not like we're going to be standing around in 7.59 BILLION years saying, "Well! They got it WRONG again!" In fact, if you're going to speculate on something that includes a time frame with the word BILLION in it, you're pretty safe theorizing about "anything".
Heck, I can do that! After extensive study and research I have concluded that.... in 2.4 BILLION years donkeys will fly and that the entire human race will no longer exist due to an earlier chain reaction caused solely by a soccer mom, driving a mini-van while talking on her cell phone.
May I have my Grant check, please?
Want to call me on it? Fine, if I'm wrong and you're still around to prove it, you can have my St.Louis Weather Stinks T-Shirt. It will be fitting to wear a few BILLION years later when you're getting eaten up by the sun.
Until we have to survive Another Day In The Gray.
E-Mail Todd
Click HERE For Your "OFFICIAL" St. Louis Weather Stinks Stuff!!
Speaking of the sun, I read in yesterday's St. Louis Post-Dispatch that 2 goofy scientists have spent a bunch of time writing a report supporting their findings that in 7.59 BILLION years the earth will get sucked into and eaten by the sun.
That seems like a pretty easy way to come up with scientific theory. Spend a bunch of time and probably grant money for a long winded scientific study, but tell us we can't expect it for 7.59 BILLION years. I mean, come on guys, even when the weather guys predict the forecast they put a 5 day cap on it.
It's not like we're going to be standing around in 7.59 BILLION years saying, "Well! They got it WRONG again!" In fact, if you're going to speculate on something that includes a time frame with the word BILLION in it, you're pretty safe theorizing about "anything".
Heck, I can do that! After extensive study and research I have concluded that.... in 2.4 BILLION years donkeys will fly and that the entire human race will no longer exist due to an earlier chain reaction caused solely by a soccer mom, driving a mini-van while talking on her cell phone.
May I have my Grant check, please?
Want to call me on it? Fine, if I'm wrong and you're still around to prove it, you can have my St.Louis Weather Stinks T-Shirt. It will be fitting to wear a few BILLION years later when you're getting eaten up by the sun.
Until we have to survive Another Day In The Gray.
E-Mail Todd
Click HERE For Your "OFFICIAL" St. Louis Weather Stinks Stuff!!
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